Aww yeahhhhhh. Ya'll bitches better start bowing down right about now.
You are about to be graced with the contents of a '94 Collectors Choice pack made possible by The Collective Troll. We worked out trade recently were I bought him a jet ski, he sent me this. I'll give everyone a second to gather themselves in their chairs and we'll bust this bitch right open...
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All right, we're off...
Mojo!!! Scott Stahovick and Luis Ortiz Rooks! Hells yeah. I'd tell you a little about their careers, but when I typed their names into Google, my computer crashed. br00tl
MOJO!!! John Valentine and Mo Vaughn! Actually, a couple years ago I was reading that Mo Vaughn was funding a retirement home or hospital or something in my area. I forgot about that until now and haven't heard anything about it.
MOJO!!! Lou Whitaker and some dude who played on the Giants! How's that Jet Ski looking now Bacon?!?!?
MOJO!!! Dave Hollins and Kenny Rogers! The rambler the gambler the, back biter...
MOJO!!!Scott Ruffcorn and Dave Staton! Scott Ruffcorn was once bit in the leg by a rattlesnake. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died...
MOJO!!!Darrell Whitmore Silver Sig! Click Click BOOM!
Let me get a high five for jealousy! Hell yeah!!!
So yeah, even though I basically used this entire post to make fun of that pack, I just wanna say thanks to The Collective Troll for the trade! He also sent me a couple more Piazza cards I didn't have as well as this pack. It was a blast to open and much appreciated. Thanks dude!
(...Joe)
p.s- I didn't really buy him a jet ski.
Damn you and your post script!!! I REALLY want a jet ski!
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