Is it too Soon to Euthanize A-Rod?

Really.

I'm serious.

This guy is one dim-shitted mind-fuck after another.

*referring to today's game*

"He should probably take a note from his captain over there and realize you don't cross the pitcher's mound in between an inning or during the game. I was just dumbfounded that he would let that slip his mind — being someone of such status."

"I don't care if I'm Cy Young or the 25th man on the roster, if I've got the ball in my hand and I'm on that mound, that's my mound ... He ran across the pitcher's mound foot on my rubber. No, not happening. We're not the door mat anymore."

-Dallas Braden Yahoo Sports

He reminds me of that really slutty girl, in high school. She was actually kindda hot, but super easy and painfully stupid. Like, stupid to the point where you actually would walk away feeling dumber after hearing her talk.

All it takes is for that one guy to NOT fuck her at the frat party and her world is shattered.

It doesn't take a Stephen Hawking's caliber mind to know that you (a position player [especially of the opposing team]) should not walk on the pitchers mound.

(anyone remember "I got it!" from a year or two ago!?!?)


"He just told me to get off his mound. I was a little surprised. I'd never quite heard that. Especially from a guy that has a handful of wins in his career ... I thought it was pretty funny actually."

-Alex Rodriguez Yahoo.com sports

How about this shit head, we'll break it down in a way that maybe you'll be able to understand...

Interleague game between the Yankees and the Mets at Citi Field. It's the top of the 8th and Chan Ho Park is pitching, but the bullpen pitched 7 innings in yesterdays game in an extra innings loss, so they're taxed. As a result Park is being run out in the bottom frame and he's due up at the plate... NOW!

"Oh shit!" Says Park, realizing he didn't pack any bats for this road trip

Park then runs over to YOUR bat rack and grabs one of YOUR bats. Actually, it's the very same bat that you've been riding a 15 game hit streak with.

On the 4th pitch of the at bat, on a 3-0 count, Park swings on a fastball inside and CRACK!!!!!

3/4 of YOUR bat goes flying towards the infield, while Park is left with the handle at the plate...





How does that make you feel? Someone who only has a handful of hits in their career just fucked up your new favorite bat! You wouldn't be too fucking chipper there now would you?

Someone needs to kick this guy in the ass and then maybe his balls will finally descend. Go Braden! Who cares who's disrespecting you...


... it's the fact that they are.

(...Joe)