Phillies vs Nationals Round 1b

Kk Round 2, or 1b.

Whichever.

We've got the Nationals pitted up against the Phillies. LETS GO NATS!!!!!!!

Phillies Roster:
Hitting- Chase Utley "Red"
Ryan Howard "Red"
Raul Ibanez
Jimmy Rollins
Ryan Howard
Jayson Werth
Chase Utley
Pitching- Cole Hamles
total cards (not including doubles)- 8

Nationals Roster:
Hitting- Adam Dunn
Ryan Zimmerman
Pitching- N/A
total cards (not including doubles)- 2

Wow. It's 8-2 in favor of the Phillies right off the bat. Do the Nationals even stand a chance? I'm a Mets fan, sooo yes... yes they do.

Raul Ibanez vs Adam Dunn
Hmm, Ibanez is better overall but if you're down by 1 in the bottom of the 9th with a runner on... which would you want? This is gonna be our first tie!
Phillies-8 Nats-2

Ryan Howard "Red" vs Ryan Zimmerman
Damn. I can't really play favorites on this one can I? Phillies win with the parallel eliminating both cards on the tie breaker.
Phillies-8 Nats-0

So that's it. The Nats are done, but I'm not...

Cole Hamels vs No One
No One wins!!! Hamels never stood a chance. He threw 3 pitches and then got hungry for a sandwich so he left the game and whined about how he "wants to go home". You suck Hamels.

Pitching Advantage- None

Phillies-7
Nationals-0

That was extremely anti-climatic, so I think I'll do another one tonight and see if we can get something with a little more somethin' somethin'.

(...Joe)