Orioles vs Rays

K, Orioles vs Rays. I may have to look up some of the O's players for this one...

Orioles Roster:
Hitting- Melvin Mora "Red"
Melvin Mora
Nick Markakis
Adam Jones
Pitching- Chris Tillman "Red"
Koji Uehara
David Hernandez
Total cards (not including doubles 7)

Rays Roster:
Hitting- Evan Longoria "Red"
B.J. Upton "Red"
Akinori Iwamura
B.J. Upton
Carl Crawford
Carlos Pena
Evan Longoria
Pitching- David Price "Red"
James Shields
Total cards (not including doubles 9)

I'll give everyone here $50 if the Orioles win this. And it's not because I'm playing favorites this time (surprise!!!!)

Melvin Mora vs Carl Crawford
Another $50 says you don't remember Mora was a Met.
Orioles-6 Rays-9

Nick Markakis vs Akinori Iwamura
Markakis has 422 RBIs in the past 5 seasons. I didn't even know the Orioles scored 422 runs these past 5 seasons.
Orioles-6 Rays-8

Melvin Mora "Red" vs Carlos Pena
PARALLEL WIN!!!!!!!!!
Orioles-6 Rays-7

Adam Jones vs B.J. Upton "Red"
PARALLEL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Orioles-5 Rays-7

Nick Markakis vs Evan Longoria "Red"
Is Longoria the best 3B in the game today? Your talking to a Mets fan, so no. No he's not.
Orioles-4 Rays-7

Melvin Mora "Red" vs Carlos Pena
Mora is the last card left for the O's and the Rays don't have any parallels left, so this could tighten things up a bit...
Orioles-4 Rays-6

Melivn Mora "Red" vs B.J. Upton
Last of the Hitters. The parallel wins it again.
Orioles- 4 Rays-5

Well, the Rays only have 2 pitchers, but I think it gonna take a parallel to beat them, which the O's have. If they can time it right, the Orioles could pull this off.

David Hernandez vs James Shields
Who? vs James Shields. (yes, I've used that joke already but don't worry. It's OK)
Orioles-3 (1) Rays-5 (2)

Koji Uehara vs David Price "Red"
Nawt even fair.
Orioles-2 (1) Rays-5 (2)

Chris Tillman "Red" vs James Shields
Never heard of Tillman, but the parallel wins it.
Orioles-2(1) Rays-4(1)

Pitching advantage: None

Final Score:Rays- 4
Orioles- 2

Actually, alot closer than I thought it would be. Also, I was kidding about the $50 Mora payout. Jussstttttt so we're clear.

(...Joe)