I Think My Dog Might be Schizophrenic

Look at some of the warning signs...

-Social withdrawal
She doesn't like the other dogs at the park.

-Hostility or suspiciousness
She's very suspicious of that gopher in the front yard

-Deterioration of personal hygiene
She hasn't had a bath in weeks!

-Flat, expressionless gaze
Always just, staring at that ball...

-Inappropriate laughter or crying
Not uncommon practice for her to bark at 3am

-Oversleeping or insomnia
She's asleep right now!!!

-Forgetful; unable to concentrate
Always forgetting to bring her toys inside.

I'll keep you guys in the loop.

(...Joe)