Tradewinds

So women are taking pole dancing classes as a form of exercise now. This is it guys, we win. We win!

Back in November, I completed my first trade with Nomo's Sushi Platter. Because it was so long ago, I've lost my original witty banter I had planned out for each card. As a result, I will follow each picture with a quote from someone who actually gets paid to make you laugh. Enjoy.


2011 Topps Update Bobby Parnell "Gold" #/2,011
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'"- George Carlin


1970 Topps Jerry Koosman & 1975 Topps Jon Matlock
"The only thing better than the cutest kitty in the world is any dog."- Daniel Tosh


2007 Masterpieces Mike Piazza & 2008 SP Authentic David Wright
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright

2011 Allen & Ginter Mike Nickeas "Bazooka Back" Mini #/25
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked me for change, I'd still say no."- Bo Burnam

Nomo, thanks again for the trade!

(...Joe)