Saturday, December 3, 2011

New Oddball Addition

Me- "All right, ready to go?"
Tom- "Yeah, I'm good."
Me- "K, let's roll."
Coors Light Girl- "You guys want a free cold Coors Light?!?!"
Me- "Can't, I gotta drive"
Tom- "You know *takes beer* this is how alcoholism starts."
Me- "Mildly attractive women handing you free beer?"
Tom- "Yeah!"
*Coors Light Girl looks pissed.*
*Doesn't take our picture.*


To celebrate me quitting my old job, my girlfriend took me to Build a Bear! And I made the best god damn teddy bear ever!

It's a Mets dog and I named him Rusty, after Rusty Staub! Ahh, no better way to celebrate quitting your job than to go out and buy a $30 stuffed animal. This might be why other countries hate us.

(...Joe)

1 comment:

  1. Neat looking little pup there dude. congrats on the job quit? somedays I really wish I had the nerve to quit my job too! (damned bill collectors would kind of frown on that though) I've got a few of these guys myself. Mrs. Dawgbones has a Mall of America exclusive moose dressed in a Twins uni. Then there's this:
    http://dawgbonesaphilliesphan.blogspot.com/2011/01/update-to-update-on-my-43rd-3rd.html

    Thanks for sharing, have a GReat night, good luck with the job hunting...

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