Tradewinds

Ever want to write up a post, but don't really have anything creative or interesting to say? Well, that's happening right now. So rather than trying to force it, I will list random dumb laws and pictures of baseball cards and call it a day. Deal? Deal.

First up is a 2007 Bowman Philip Humber Auto from Manupatches and Mustaches. All I need is the Orange parallel and I'll have the rainbow!

Alabama- Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

note to self, do not go to alabama

Next is a fucking bitchin' new Piazza card from Cheap Card Collecting. I'm pretty sure the only thing prettier than this card, are tits.

Connecticut- In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Featured next is a generous offering from Emerald City Diamond Gems. I was randomed the Mariners in a group break and quickly flipped them around for a nice stack of Mets, including 3 Fleer update team sets from the '80's, including an '85 which finishes off that year for me!

New York- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

never been happier to live in new york

Now we have a slathering of coolness from Plaschke, Thy Sweater is Argyle. This was on exchange for that super cool Braun auto I pulled!

California- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Texas- Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Mississippi- A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

(...Joe)